- If a baby boy wears diapers, he will have fertility problems as an adult.
- If you wear glasses you will damage your eyes, but carrots will “wash” your eyes.
- Chameleons are dangerous and mzungus who handle them must put special chemicals on their hands when they do so.
- If you sit on cooking stones, you will grow a cow’s tail.
- Men and women who are interested in becoming more fertile should run around naked at night.
- If you have joint aches and fever, it must be malaria.
- A baby who does not wear a hat during the cool of the afternoon will not grow hair.
- Chewing sugar cane cleans your teeth.
- Ugali (and only ugali) makes you grow strong and healthy.
Thanks for the chuckle!
Thanks, I needed a good laugh today! 🙂 Glad to hear you are doing well-despite the cultural changes….